Family Guy -  Stewie Griffin

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Family Guy -  Stewie Griffin

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uss-gallifrey:

4gifs:

Scent of a sharpie marker traps ants by disrupting their pheromone trails [video]

i love how ants are like the only creature you can literally play god with.

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via milktree)

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do you ever feel like that x)
but the cover of that book strangely reminds me of FOR DUMMIES series.. ?!?

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

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brutals-realm:

As Though We Were The Dead by ~AlizarinJen
godofhentai:

i wouldn’t even be scared

omg hahahaha what tha fuck Mileena

chroniczipsandbongrips:

there are two types of people in this world

those who smoke pot and those who need to

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god i want something like this

f4lconpunch:

i’ve turned into such a confusing person and i hate it

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