Family Guy -  Stewie Griffin

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Family Guy -  Stewie Griffin

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"Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside-down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information and religion destroys spirituality."

- Michael Ellner (via fatfairies)

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captainfrancesca:

anime parents must be so confused like

“we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”

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meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

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anch0rzaway:

thehotelcat:

me when i finally get a girlfriend. 

I hope your girlfriend looks more thrilled than that, mate
makaveli-soldier:

Onyx Babe | Interviu Spain May 2013

"i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is"

- people who benefit from the way it is and does not want to change it anytime soon and aren’t sorry at all (via rhardbeck)

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justpiercetheveilalready:

i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just

dude

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